My wife told me that I had an odd sense of humor. She said she didn't like going to movies with me because I would be laughing when no else was and she was embarrassed by that. About a year before her death she did tell me that she did think I was funny, she just didn't want to encourage me. Since there now is no one to stop me I will share a few of the things that I see that strikes me as funny. Remember, if you leave positive comments you are only encouraging me and I may do more of these.When I see Uncle Ben's rice I always wonder what it was before it converted.
Why do they call it Minute Rice when it takes 5 minutes to cook?
Attention Tennessee Pride. Those are not biscuits. Those are buns.
These are biscuits.
Homemade ice cream? Whose home was it made in?
You inspired me to do the same. Take solace (if you need it) in that you're not the only one who does things like this!
ReplyDeleteUgh, I used to like those buns. Not so much anymore.
ReplyDeleteThat's what Tiger Woods said about his wife.
ReplyDeleteOuch, sorry.
I am going to have to stop leaving comments when I read blogs from my phone. My smartphone. Why do they call it is smartphone when it is too dumb to leave a comment that I spend lots of time typing? It happens all the time. Dangit.
ReplyDeleteI feel sure I said something very witty and delightful.
"Minute Rice" because it takes five minutes. If it took 5 seconds or 5 hours they'd call it "Second Rice" or "Hour Rice," and neither of those names work as well.
ReplyDelete/v (who is so smart they transferred her to the Dalton branch...)