Things Not To Say To The Police 2.

Well that didn't take long. A man in Sandusky, Ohio called 911 to complain that he was being held captive against his will. Who was his captors? The local police of course. Joseph Walsh had been arrested outside a bar in Sandusky. He would not calm down so the officers handcuffed him to a holding cell so he wouldn't harm himself. While there he placed his call using his cellphone. Now he also faces charges of misusing the 911 system. Mr Walsh is pictured below.



In another jail story, corrections officers in Lake County, California smelled marijuana coming from one of their cells. Searching the cell they found not only marijuana but a cell phone, an MP3 player, ear bud headphones, tobacco, and $140 in cash. How did they get into the cell? They were smuggled in inside the inmate. I'll bet that was painful coming out. That is the second story like this in the past month. Last month a man in Sarasota, Florida was found with a condom placed inside his body. Inside the condom was 17 round blue pills, one cigarette, six matches, one flint, one empty syringe with an eraser over the needle, one lip balm container, one additional unused condom, a receipt from CVS, and a coupon inside of the condom. Why the receipt and coupon is anybodies guess.

Things Not To Say To The Police.

There have been a lot of instances in the last few months of people abusing the 911 system. I am not going back to document old stories but anything new I will comment on. The only thing that I will say about the old stories is if your order is not correct at McDonalds, don't expect the police to correct it for you.

Today's tale comes from East Hartford, Connecticut where Antonio Recinos had a complaint. He felt he had been short changed. What was he shorted on? Cocaine, of course. He called 911 to register his complaint. Before going into detail he had a better idea. He saw an officer so he went up to him to tell his tale. He showed the officer the bag of cocaine and told him he should have recieved more cocaine for what he had paid for it. Of course this got him a free trip to jail. His mug shot is below.

Can You Say Overreaction?

Anybody dealing with the public knows that sometimes you just want to haul off and hit that annoying customer. There are people out there who would try the patience of Job. Of course, no matter how much you might want to you restrain yourself and go on. Joseph Milano, the gentleman you see here, owns a pizzeria in Palm Coast, Florida. A customer complained about a calzone he had bought and asked for a refund. Mr Milano promptly pulled out his pistol and struck the complaining customer in the face. He then jumped over the counter and continued the assault, not only hitting the complainer but his roommate as well. Mr Milano will probably have a hard time disputing this as the action was caught by his security camera. For the record, Mr Milano's pizzeria was not a Godfathers Pizza.
Travis was correct. The answer to yesterday's question was true.
Today's question is Grade 2/Cultural Studies.

Poseidon is the name of the Greek god of what part of the earth?

A) The sea
B) The sky.
C) The rain forest.

Mugshots Of The Year.

I like it every Friday when Smokinggun.com posts their mugshots of the week. Of course, if you have been reading this blog and haven't figured that out you have not been paying attention. Here you will find their top 20 for the year. Again, if you have been reading this several of them will be familiar. The one you see now is my favorite of these 20. See what you think.

Job Counseling.

Sir,
After going over your resume I recommend you find a new field. Seeing as how you have been incarcerated off and on during the last five years, obviously a life of crime is not for you. Since you have also decided to add all of the tattoos in the last five years it will be very easy for witnesses to identify you. This of course is why you have not been successful as a criminal. I suggest you take up a trade such as welding. The mask would be a big help for you.

Who Is The Real Loser?

The t-shirt reads "Only a real loser would stand there and take the time to read the message on someone else's stupid t-shirt." These 5 people obviously like that t-shirt. These pictures are their mugshots. Who are the real losers?

Silver And Gold.

Silver was arrested in Las Vegas yesterday for driving under the influence. Details can be found here.




















Gold was arrested in July of 2005 for abusing harmful intoxicants. He was arrested at a Dollar General store where he was attempting to buy a can of spray paint. He had been huffing the paint. He was in need of a refill. Instead he was arrested. Details are here.

Not A Good Idea.

1. If you are going to drink, watch what you pick out to wear.

2. Driving drunk is never a good idea. I applaud the gentlemen here for not getting behind the wheel. However:

3. Do not use a 10 year old as your designated driver.
You can read the details here.

Beware This Man.

Yes you must be afraid of this man. Don't ever let him turn your back on you. Why? He was charged with battery on a police officer. His weapon? His gastro-intestinal tract. That's right. He farted on a police officer. On September 23 this gentleman, Jose Cruz, was driving in West Charleston, West Virginia with his lights off. He was stopped and failed a field sobriety test, at which time he was arrested. While in custody he allegedly hiked his leg and let fly, then to make matters worse he allegedly fanned it. You can read the arrest report here. Now I realize to call a fart battery is stretching the imagination. If that is battery people are being assaulted daily. Saner heads have since prevailed, as you can read here. The battery charge as well as an obstruction charge have been dropped. the DUI charge remains as well it should. I wonder how many times the arresting officer has been compared to Barney Fife? Since he finds farts so offensive, I hope that officer never sees Blazing Saddles. The campfire scene might kill him.

Happy to be arrested?

Every Friday on Smokinggun.com they show a series of mugshots. Here are 8 people who seem to having o good time while their mugshots were taken. I will be posting more of these pictures later. I am also saving some bad hair day shots, but I don't have enough yet.