My wife told me that I had an odd sense of humor. She said she didn't like going to movies with me because I would be laughing when no else was and she was embarrassed by that. About a year before her death she did tell me that she did think I was funny, she just didn't want to encourage me. Since there now is no one to stop me I will share a few of the things that I see that strikes me as funny. Remember, if you leave positive comments you are only encouraging me and I may do more of these.When I see Uncle Ben's rice I always wonder what it was before it converted.
Why do they call it Minute Rice when it takes 5 minutes to cook?
Attention Tennessee Pride. Those are not biscuits. Those are buns.
These are biscuits.
Homemade ice cream? Whose home was it made in?
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You inspired me to do the same. Take solace (if you need it) in that you're not the only one who does things like this!
Ugh, I used to like those buns. Not so much anymore.
That's what Tiger Woods said about his wife.
Ouch, sorry.
I am going to have to stop leaving comments when I read blogs from my phone. My smartphone. Why do they call it is smartphone when it is too dumb to leave a comment that I spend lots of time typing? It happens all the time. Dangit.
I feel sure I said something very witty and delightful.
"Minute Rice" because it takes five minutes. If it took 5 seconds or 5 hours they'd call it "Second Rice" or "Hour Rice," and neither of those names work as well.
/v (who is so smart they transferred her to the Dalton branch...)
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