Friday, February 26, 2010

Somewhat Bad News.

I got some news at work last night that makes me feel like these guys. It concerns inventory at Wal-Mart. I have discussed before, here and here, just how much of a thrill I get at inventory time. I look so forward to this time of the year. The only thing comparable would be Black Friday. Just the thought of working the night before, when most of the night is spent just straightening the counters to get it ready for counting is so exciting. The bad news is this year inventory takes place on March 18, which is a Thursday morning. That is my regular day off so I will miss out on all the fun of preparing for it. I am so depressed. I thought about jumping out the window of my apartment, but I'm on the ground floor. Sticking my head in the oven wouldn't work because it's an electric oven. I tried taking a bunch of pills, but they turned out to be M&M's. Oh, well, I guess I will just have to be brave and suffer through. Now if any of you actually bought any of that I deserve this.

Not only am I off, My Lady is too. Since it is a payday, we will go out and eat. We will try very hard not to laugh at our co-workers who are stuck in the store getting ready. I find straightening like that to be one of the boringest things that can be done in retail. It is a necessary evil, like enduring Black Friday. The work is not hard, but the night seems to go so slow. This is the first time in the five years that I've worked at Wal-Mart that I have missed an inventory. I promise not to celebrate too much.


A piece of news said...

Congratulations! Don't party too hard, now.

I love that song from Hee Haw and sometimes sing it myself.

Jeff said...

At first I thought you were going to say you had to go in to work anyway since it's inventory! Whoop it up!

Volly said...

Hopefully the weather will be decent for you!

Howard Bagby said...

Caron-Thanks. I'll try and contain myself.

Jeff-Remember to turn up your sarcasm detector when you read my posts.

Volly-I hope so too. I am ready for some nice weather.