What is our first case?
Your honor, we present the husband of Annette Yeomans of Vista, California. Mrs Yeomans is accused of embezzling $9.9 million from Quality Woodworks where she was chief financial officer. She took the money over a six year period from 2001-2007. Because of her actions the company has had to layoff a large number of the staff.
All right counselor. I understand that the wife did bad. So why are we trying the husband?
Your honor, he is accused of no crimes. But we want to know how he is not guilty too. The woman had bought 400 pairs of shoes. She had 160 purses that cost $2000 each. She converted a bedroom into a walk-in closet and installed a chandelier. Did he really have no clue as to what was going on? We find that hard to believe. Your honor, we rest our case.
Of course you realize sir that in The Court Of Public Opinion you have no defense. You are found guilty, if not of involvement of being one of the densest human beings around. Court is in recess.
Jeff was right. Plants make food by photosynthesis. Then again, Jeff should know since he really is a fifth grade teacher.
Today's question is Grade 3/World History.
What were the last words of Julius Caesar?
- A) Veni, vidi, vici.
- B) E pluribus unum.
- C) Et tu, Brute?