Friday, April 3, 2009

The Moriarty Institute.

Welcome class. I am Professor James Moriarty. Here at the Moriarty Institute we are dedicated to make you better criminals. The best way of teaching is to give you examples of what not to do. I want you to pay close attention to these examples so you can avoid these pitfalls.

The first example is to be aware of security cameras. It is always helpful to know where the security cameras are. But keep in mind the cameras are transmitting to a recording device. If you are going to steal the cameras, smile, because you are giving the authorities a perfect picture of your face.

Our second example is if you commit a robbery, leave the area immediately. It is not a good idea to go next door and order a pizza. Even if you are starving, wait.

Finally crime is not a place where you take your daughter to work. If you really decide that is the path for you, see Professor Fagin. If you are going to study under me, that will not be allowed.

Future lessons will be presented by guest lecturers. Remember, if you feel that we have not helped you we will refund your money. Refunds are given the first Sunday of every month at the Reichenbach Falls in Switzerland. There you will get what you have coming to you. Class dismissed.
Winthrop J. Quiggy is a math genius! He was correct, the answer was 120 meters. I knew deca was 10, but I had no idea what hecto represented.

Today's question is Grade 3/World History.

According to legend, what city was founded by the twins Romulus and Remus?

I knew this one, and I will have a little story about it tomorrow. 64-15.

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