
Q. Your mom wants a small, inexpensive hand mixer for Christmas. In red. What do you do?
Being the good Wal-Mart employee that I am I go to Wal-Mart.com, where I found out the cheapest one is $29.86. Being the cheapskate that I am, I'll just con my brothers into buying it and claim the idea.
Q. Your favorite television show has a British version and an American version. Which do you watch?
The version that I saw first. If I see the other version I will spend too much time noticing the differences.
Q. Someone tells a joke or a story and although it is amusing, it isn't as funny as they think it is. What do you call that?
I call it a time joke. When I get the time I'll laugh.
Q. Sandra Lee from the Food Network says, "Bam!" Are you amused or irritated?
Confused. Is she having an affair with Emeril? Pardon me, I have to go check out the National Enquirer.
Q. Speaking of British humor, what makes you laugh the most other than (obviously) Monty Python?
Red Dwarf. It has a science fiction setting and is one of the funniest shows I have ever seen. The picture here is the Red Dwarf crew.
2 comments:
I like science fiction, but haven't watched Red Dwarf, which our PBS station does play. I'll have to give that a shot.
And HEY? I went to WalMart and got the Hamilton Beach stand mixer with removable hand mixer IN RED for $19. That's right: nineteen smackeroos.
Happy girl
DO NOT tell my mother!! ;)
I'll admit, this may just be my warped way of looking at things. But, in thinking about the answer to question #1, why not just give that guy from 'Red Dwarf' a wooden mixing spoon and be done with it? Mom would be thrilled, I'm sure, and how much could it cost? Just wondrin'....
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